Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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