Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
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Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
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his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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