Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
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just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
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AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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