YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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