I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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