She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
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a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
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Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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