yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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