i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
im holly from the hills drunk
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Randomize
