Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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