theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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