He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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