i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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