You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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