I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
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She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
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I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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