her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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