I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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