He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
do herpes really smell.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
This is the high leading the old right now
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
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