dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
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I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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