Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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