i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
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