So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
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I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
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sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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