i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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