Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
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i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
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She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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