piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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