i may or may not be watching the land before time
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
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I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
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Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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