she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
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I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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