Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
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Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
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Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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