I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Just cropdusted the office
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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