Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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