hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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