I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
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I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
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Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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