She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
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