Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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