I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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