This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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