Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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