I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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