Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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