yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
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he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
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It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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