Christians are straight up FREAKS
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
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Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
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I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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