shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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