Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
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My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
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yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Randomize