Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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