she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
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there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
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He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
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