Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
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Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
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Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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