i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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