i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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