Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
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His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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