Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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