Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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