I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
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there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
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Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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