i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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