HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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