So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
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